Saturday, June 13, 2015

A Norfolk Story - Staying at Rupert's



Sometimes minor irritations occur, especially when under pressure (like cycle touring in shitty weather and are not always handled with equanimity.

It was a bit like that on this day. 

Finding a campsite was the issue - someone was not pulling their weight.

We'd almost reached our target distance for the day, around 60 k's when I saw a man closing the road gate to a house, possibly a farm - it was the only house around and surrounded by crops - I sped up, but he was walking away by the time I teached the gate.  A woman was cutting grass on a noisy ride-on mower

“Hi there, Excuse me” I called loudly,

“Oh, Hello”

“We're from New Zealand, doing a three month long cycle tour of UK and wondering if there is somewhere around here that we may be able to camp for the night”

“Uh, I don't know, what do you do? Do you camp in people's gardens?”

“Well sometimes, if they are comfortable with that, but in a farmer's paddock, or in a barn once or twice”

“So in the corner there would be ok?” he indicated a nice flat area with a nice "bike leaner" tree and spongy grass.

“Yes that would be ideal,”  He flagged the mower down and talked to the driver who turned out to be his sister.

She came over, the four of us chatted briefly; she was relaxed about the idea, he opened the gate and we began setting up for the night.


A cosy spot in a friendly garden.

He was Rupert and his sister Victoria. They were having a couple of days getting the house and surrounds tidied up following their father's death last year.

Rupert took our water bottles away and filled them up. When he returned we chatted and found out he was an artist, living in Paris.


Next morning he came down for a further chat, found out that Val was an artist too and they exchanged web addresses etc.


 I got in on the act and presented him with my sketch of the situation.



Monday, June 1, 2015

See You Later Navigator



Val loves Maps - She pores over them, digests the information and regurgitates it as forward direction for our trusty wheeled steeds.


 Navigating off the end of Scarborough Promenade


Sometimes the Locals point us in several different directions.


Most of the time we're on track - there have been exceptions, one time in Czech Republic,  the wrong valley and a 30 Kilometre correction to our course.

She has eyes like a hawk when it comes to ferreting out a partially obliterated cycle way signs. Many a time a loud “Hoi” or a frustrated shout, to alert me to a missed sign - she has even had to chase me to get me back "on track".

Cycleways have a habit of starting off in great fashion and leading you onward with increasing confidence, then dropping you off in the middle of either;

Chaotic Traffic,
A dead end road or street,
Or


The Middle of Nowhere.




The National Cycleway system in UK is getting pretty wide coverage under the auspices of Sustrans (Sustainable Transport Systems) promoting cycleways within towns and cities to link with rail, working with rail companies to get motorists onto trains and in general encouraging people to get out on their bikes and out of their cars.



The more fancy Route Signs are quite artistic.

Ever since dropping off Hadrian's Wall and hitting the East Coast at South Shields, we have been heading South on National Cycle Route 1 and while for the most part it is reasonably signposted, there have been 3 or 4 occasions when even eagle eyed Val, and me as inferior backstop, have missed the vital indicator. 

This led us to doing one long leg of the coastal walkway, which meant unpacking our panniers to get over stiles and unpacking and lugging our five panniers up a hundred steps, which in this particular instance made it hard to appreciate and admire the workmanship of a high beautifully constructed Victorian Viaduct, crossing high above us as we struggled away. Did any of the passengers on the 5.30 commuter train see the drama enacted far below.


 Dang - 100 Upsteps at the Viaduct


Coastal Walkway De-Panniering





Val's bits



Yorkshire is indeed a beautiful place. The Yorkshire people are very proud if their county. They sell Yorkshire milk, Yorkshire meat, Yorkshire cakes, 



and pies and teas and beer. 

On the floor of a small shop I spied a collection of brown envelopes, loose and of varied sizes, and yes, they were Yorkshire envelopes.


Anxious moments.

In the middle of a long flight, middle of the night, Don announced he had lost track his hearing aid.



Escaping from the challenging climate of Ayrshire we took a train to Haltwhistle, on Hadrian's Wall. When changing trains at  Kilmarnock  we had just ten minutes. And there was on lift to take us under the track to the next platform. Bikes are very heavy when fully loaded. We bumped them down the stairs. In the process Don twisted the chain and froze up his bike. He could not push it at all. Anxiety levels grew as he prodded and poked. With moments to spare we carried the bikes up, one at a time.





A Poem.
When it rains and it's cold
I try to be bold.
When the wind blows with rain
its a pain, (to keep going)
But when it hails as well
all I can see 
is the sign of the next B and B


Waking up in  warm tent, hoping it is not time to get up.




The George's.


George (I chose this name for him) came biking swiftly towards us, a cheery wave and a smile from under his neatly trimmed grey beard. 

Ten minutes on he sped towards us again, or was his helmet blue this time. 

Another spell and there he was once more, maybe his teeth are more pronounced ??


And here he comes again, greying beard, twinkly eyes, lovely lycra and a chirpy grin.

What I think is that some sixty years ago, on the lonely Yorkshire moors, successful experiments were made, and the sporty Yorkshire man was cloned.

In Lincolnshire tests resulted in a chubbier version, less desirable in lycra and more suited to ride a mountain bike.




Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Of Scottish Weather & Walled Gardens



Glasgow

A highlight for us was Sharmanka Kinetic Theatre in Glasgow. We had seen the Tinguely Museum in Basel, Switzerland and been impressed with what he had done with scrap metal and other materials, but this was a step up on that.


Each piece, made from recycled metal/recycled anything really, plus sculpted figures made by the artist (Eduard Bersudsky-Russian Immigrant who took up residence in Glasgow during the 1990's) has a story and a message and the presentation was superb.

 The People



Ian and Isabel, are farmers in the Ayr district, at the end of our day an eggs for sale sign on the road led us to their backdoor. Don't think they had ever experienced two old codgers on bikes loaded to the hilt, buying 6 eggs and politely asking if there was a small patch in the corner of a paddock to pitch a small tent for the night. Of course, come and have a look at the orchard.

Looked fine to us and Ian, gesticulated with his hands that there was a handbasin in the front porch where we could “Wash our faces, and the back door would be unlocked all night.

After a comfortable night we had a cup of tea and a long chat in the morning and headed on our way up a couple of long hills, lots of bemused sheep and sweeping views, somewhat limited by the low cloud and showers sweeping across the downs. “People of the Day – Ian and Isobel




The Walled Garden Caravan park was most welcoming to a cold and damp pair. Jim the owner, made himself known and was quite disappointed when we did not take him up on his offer to spend the night in a couple of lazy boy chairs with the heater on, in the recreation room. Fact is that, on our 12mm of thermarest mattress and sleeping bags zipped together, we are comfortable and cosy.
The Walled Garden is part of the Ferguson Estate, Sir Bernard being GG of New Zealand, some years ago, and according to one of the village locals, the Ferguson family have hosted the All Blacks at the “Big House” on one or more occasions.



Jim was not your usual campground owner, (sometimes disillusioned and down on the public for making a mess of their amenities). When we awoke next morning to continuing rain and cold, we talked to him about options for moving along and he spent the best part of an hour phoning around looking for rail routes that would get us along the way a bit (though we have no set agenda, Val has partitioned our 3 months into blocks of 2 weeks, when we need to be around a certain area-(there is a family campout planned for mid trip).

Jim had said he had a speeding fine to pay and had to do it today – just so happened that was in Ayr and Ayr was where the train left to get us along the way to Hadrian's Wall town of Haltwhistle via Kilmarnock, where we had to change trains. Sounded like a very generous excuse, but we took it nonetheless and with the bikes and panniers in the back of his van, we had a mini tour of the district, (met his wife and looked at their 300 year old cottage, and the house Sir Bernard lived in after his marriage, before both being GG and inheriting the “Big House”) before being deposited outside the Ayr railway station. Thanks Jim – well and truly “Person of the Day”.

Interview with General Hadrian on site

“General, this is a most impressive feat, how did you manage it?”

“We could not have done it without the help of the locals” he said magnanimously.

“Were any lives lost in the construction of the wall?”

Jangle of armour an embarrassed shrug of his shoulders, not looking at me but gazing out across the hills stated ;

“As far as I know, no humans or animals were damaged physically or psychologically over the time we occupied Britain, let alone the building of this wall.”

The Road

Picked up the Hadrian's Wall Cycle Way on and off, then met Terry outside Colbridge around the time we were ready to camp.

Terry was standing outside a lovely stone gatehouse when we rode up.

“Any chance of a place to camp around here”

“Well if it were up to me, you could camp just here throught the gate, but my Landlord, who goes crook if I even park my van in the archway, would have a fit”

“Well we don't want that to happen, anywhere along the way, what about the farmer over the road there?”




“Tell you what, I'm a member of the local Rugby Club (we'd played the NZ – All Blacks card), they've got 30 acres of land and I'm sure no one would mind you camping on a bit of it and its only a 100 yards back to the Pub, where thet put on a good meal and pull a cold ale!”
“Thanks Terry, we'll give it a go” and had a very peaceful night – though I cooked up on the camp stove :-)







This was an “off” when we found a rutted muddy track along the top of a ridge and had lunch under our tarp slung over a stone wall, along with a short sharp hailstorm and freezing cold fingers on the handlebars, once we got underway again.







Cup of tea with a couple who had recently retired from the Newcastle City Symphony Orchestra, (we met them in the course of getting back on track). From there we ended up riding the whole of the Hadrian's Cycle Route, meeting up with the Tyne and going through the heart of the city, catching a ferry across to South Shields, where we camped at a Caravan Park on the foreshore.

However, would you believe it – riding through Newcastle along the riverside cycleway I noticed a van parked half across the path and on the wrong side of the road and just vaguely thinking I'd seen one like it somewhere else, when out of the door pops Terry, our rugby ground host.

“How'd you get on last night? Have a beer at the pub?”

Talk about million to one chances of us ever meeting up again in a country of 70million(?) people.


Our Bodies

We are holding up well, but Val's hair?


Monday, May 18, 2015

Of Cheese Cutters, Jetlag & Glascow

The Emirates flight from Christchurch lasted around 30 something hours.

Here we find a new use for the Seniors Gold Card, cutting cheese during a stopover snack at Sydney Airport.

Lucky with our seat companions on the plane – first on Sydney leg was a lawn mower salesman from Brisbane – well they were John Deere rideons, the RR of mowers. He just happened to be a cyclist too and had his bike on the plane.

From Sydney we had a Child Behaviour Therapist, German born and trained who married an Aussie and was on one of her frequent trips home visiting family. We had nice chats with her and I was on my best behaviour!

Getting through the Glasgow entry system was a bit congested to start with as we were in the “EU” passport queue and then were checked in by a dour officer who actually stamped our Passports the old fashioned way. From there we just walked out with the remains of our smelly cheese, dropped it in a bin and out the door.

Managed to assemble bikes into rideable condition within one and a half hours, then onto the railway station a couple of k's away.

In between getting off the train at Gourlock and onto the ferry for Dunoon, we met an interesting couple. The man looked about my age, but turned out he had been in the Royal Navy in Singapore during WW2, so was a least 13 or 14 years older than me.

He and his brother were attending a annual memorial event, in Dunoon, to remember the lives lost off the coast of Arran in 1943, when a new submarine on it's sea trials dissapeared with out trace with the loss of over 30 lives, one of whom was their elder brother. They were the last surviving family members of crew. The story is on this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Vandal_(P64)

They were a lively pair and said their pilgrimage was not a gloomy one, they sank a range of single malts and enjoyed the company of a good crowd. Soon we were onto the main topic of conversation, the UK elections the day before, where the Scottish National Party (SNP) had decimated the Scotland Labour Party and were taking 59 members to Whitehall – up from 7!!

A warm welcome at Val's cousin Ian's in their 1875 stone cottage looking out over the Firth of Clyde. The weather has been very cold and we are rugged up with all our woolies.

After a couple of nights getting over our trip, we made contact with Warm Showers people in Glasgow (Warm Showers is an International Hosting community for cycle tourists and we have hosted many of them in Picton since 2008 when we found out about it).

Gregory and Lilless, our hosts. He is French and she a Scot, avid cyclists, promoting the many benefits of cycling, but new to Warm Showers, we were their first guests. They own a second floor “tenement house” on the South Side of the city, where we shared a lovely meal, met Lilless's mother, who just happened to be an artist, with a small but successful gallery in the border area 38 miles SW of Edinburgh, and got good advice on what to see and how to get there on our bikes around the city.

Greg is Managing Director of a “not for profit” organisation that takes unwanted bikes, renovates them and offers them at reasonable price to the public, employs seven or eight people, repairing bikes, tutoring new riders, teaching bike maintenance skills and reaching out to the business world with a program to encourage employees to ride bikes to work, with dual benefits for individuals, the business and the environment.


We rode on “Sauchiehall Street” (famous to me from a Peter Sellars LP I once owned “Songs for Swinging Sellars” think it was called, with lots of Goonish humour) visited galleries with lots of interactive activities for kids, (and really informative for us older kids as well). Got to learn the architect and designer “Charles Rennie Mackintosh” who left his imprint on the city in many ways, from commercial buildings, town houses, furniture and fittings – quite a wee laddie.

Meanwhile here we are enjoying the Scottish weather.

We meet up with an old school friend of Val's on her yacht in Holy Loch today, then tomorrow start the real "cycle tour", but with great memories of our "Glasgow Experience". 

Monday, May 4, 2015

Has Our Travel Agent Left Town?

We leave on Thursday and I woke up this morning thinking "Have we had confirmation from our Travel Agent"?

At 6.30 I scrolled through emails to both of us and apart from one saying they'd received the money - nothing else.

It's a long time till 9am and while thinking it must be ok, there were little jokes about hiding out in Golden Bay and doing a phantom blog.

It was 9.30 before I finally tracked down the Travel agent and goodness me the travel wallet was in the drawer of her desk - no worries, will be in our mailbox tonight.

Thanks for looking and hope you can come along with us on the trip, albeit via the magic of the Internet.